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Lemon Starburst Maims Woman!
Published on June 28, 2007 By JustSimplyBob In Current Events
In case you have not heard, a Michigan woman is suing Mars because; it caused her to develop Temporal Mandible Joint Dysfunction and “permanent personal injuries”.

Come the foo-foo on!

Victoria McArthur was chewing on a piece of lemon Starburst Chewy candy back in April of 2005. She claims that the piece of candy had caused her teeth to become misaligned. “I don’t know, maybe about 3 chews and it literally locked my jaw… and just literally pulled my jaw out of joint.”

I have not found her age anywhere, but she said she opened the bag of Starburst candy for her grandchildren.
Her attorney, Brain Muawad, said that they talked to Mars to try and settle by paying for rehab ($25,000). She claims that it has causing her trouble chewing, talking, and sleeping. She also thinks there should be a warning label warning everyone of the dangers of this candy.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

I can understand her pain, but the need to sue because of chewy candy?! To me this is a very frivolous lawsuit.
From what I have read about Temporal Mandible Joint Dysfunction, there could be many factors that can cause that problem. Many of them are preexisting problems. It is like suing the carpet company for falling and breaking your hip because the floor was too hard. Or it is like suing a shoe company for hyper extending your knee.

Warning! Everything can hurt you! We need to put that on everything. I am sorry; I fail to see where Mars candy should be at fault. I can see suing a company for intentionally causing someone harm, but this is so far out of the company’s control.

For those who are curious, yes, she is a blond. lol.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286855,00.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_disorder

Comments
on Jun 28, 2007
Judas. Freaking. Priest.

This is pathetic.
on Jun 28, 2007
It'll probably settle out of court.

Is SHE suing, or is her insurance company suing?
on Jun 28, 2007

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

I read the article.  I guess she did not hear about the judge and his pants suit.  Maybe next time she should try tapioca.

on Jun 29, 2007
1: They tried to settle out of court but Mars said no, so Dinkus and her Attorney filed suit.
2: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: Military Lingo for WTF / "What The F(expletive deleted)k".
Personally I think she shouldn't have reproduced, but hey, who am I to judge...
btw, I use military jargon a bit... I wonder why.. i also curse like a sailor... I still haven't figured out how I started that! lol
on Jun 29, 2007
I was thinking about placing a lawsuit on the makers of jawbreakers cause I have yet to break my jaws while eating them. I consider that false advertisement.
on Jun 29, 2007
Now there's a lawsuit some lawyers can really sink their teeth into! :~D
on Jun 29, 2007
"I bought a Mars Bar, but all the ingredients were from Earth. Now you must pay me millions."
on Jun 29, 2007
Now there's a lawsuit some lawyers can really sink their teeth into! :~D


*Groan*

"I bought a Mars Bar, but all the ingredients were from Earth. Now you must pay me millions."


  
on Jul 02, 2007
on which planet will this case be decided? are there special intra-solar system tort codes in place for resolving issues such as this?
on Jul 02, 2007
good thing for her she wasn't injured eating green cheese.

ain't no 'us' in justice on the moon...lunar law is stacked in favor of the man.
on Jul 02, 2007
Now there's a lawsuit some lawyers can really sink their teeth into! :~D


And consider those folks who don't have teeth. How can they enjoy a candy that was designed (according to the name) to be used with teeth.